Quick thoughts

From pirate to privateer to governor to rum manufacturer: Captain Henry Morgan. Typical life of a politician. Former version of Ted Kennedy perhaps?

This morning at PT a rather overweight person commented and tried to convince everyone else:
"Fat people are generally happier than skinny people because they eat. Look at super models, they are mean and vicious and why? Because they never eat! You never see crazy fat people running into banks trying to hold a robbery or going postal at work and why? Because they are not starving themselves. I'd much rather eat while I live than die hungry. Look at whales, they're happy!" He forgot to mention buoyant as well.

Coming from the same sailor:
You know how I look at the remainder of my naval career? (He has in 16 years now) I only have 4 PRT's left...

How is it that I am surprised when the food at a fast food restaurant sucks?

Noticed the new design of the coke cans for the olympics? Why is it that the U.S. can design is 3 out of 5? Is it just me or shouldn't it be 1st, not the Russian can? Maybe it's a conspiracy, it is a red can...

A toast to remember:
To who we were, to who we will be, to who we are, to who we want to be....

There is a door at work that I walk through occasionally that says FP HALLA. Of course it's suppose to say FP HALL A. But the space between the L and A is not very pronounced. So of course the first thing I thought was Holla!!! So whenever we have to go get medical records from family practice, Mercer and I always say with foolish humor "FP HALLA!!! WORD YO!!!" or something along those lines. Okay, definitely one of those had to be there things....

I swear I'm not a blog dick!!! (Sorry Steffen.....no obligation required....total misunderstanding... hehe)

Inside Joke:
Here's the thing about PM'n, it doesn't matter what kind of beer you drink, so long as you are drinking beer.

Drunken ramblings:
Screw the hype, Wikipedia is the bizzomb!!

More Drunken ramblings:
I got my ass handed to me like I was on a rotisserie.

Quoting Matt Ward in terms of doing something stupid and losing your job:
"Unlimited time, limited income."